The Universal Coffee Vortex
Setting: Land of Checagou
A Panera, a Starbucks, and a Peet’s directly alongside one another.
I’ve found the Coffee Vortex of the Universe, my comrades. They say no mere mortal ever returns.
It beckons, and I must follow. There is good chance you may never see my face again.
I’ve found the Coffee Vortex of the Universe, my comrades. They say no mere mortal ever returns.
It beckons, and I must follow. There is good chance you may never see my face again.
I do not advise coming to my rescue, but if you must pursue, bring a sawbuck to tip the ferryman to guide you
across the River Styxigan Avenue (make sure to use the passphrase “Come
Sail Away”), and I will find you when Hades and Persephone open at 5 am.
Fortitudo!
Fortitudo!
More on my APAC adventures to follow.
