Here's a link to my ACX Audiobook Narrator Demo page:
https://www.acx.com/narrator?p=A3UPG1XY6MNTHG
Highlanders and Barons and Gay Cowboys, Oh My!
Monday, August 25, 2014
Wednesday, August 13, 2014
Click here to view ALL MY AUDIOBOOKS, as of August 13, 2014:
There is a #1 Highlander Romance on this list (HIGHLAND SOLUTION by Ceci Giltenan– the sequel, HIGHLAND COURAGE, also narrated by me, to be released any day)! There is a Lambda Award-winning Dramatic Sci-Fi/Fiction (MINIONS OF THE MOON, by Richard Bowes)! There is a delightful M/M Romance by a top-selling Californian author in the Genre, Amy Lane! And there are 2 parts of a trilogy in one of the Sexiest Series I've ever narrated, The MOORE Series by Julie Richman!
The 2nd book (THE BLACKGUARD) in the BLUE DRAGON'S GEAS Series by Cheryl Matthynssens was just released a couple of weeks ago, and both her writing and my narrating are even BETTER in this sequel! Our young miner/farmer hero (?) Alador is forcibly moved from his rustic village to the Empire Capital in this book, and the pace picks up considerably! Let's just say our boy grows up pretty fast. Seriously, this is a fantastic series! I advise you to begin with BOOK 1, OUTCAST, before pushing on to the fast-paced sequel! I'm very proud to be a part of this series!
In the works: 2 Supernatural Scottish Romances by UK author Poppet, more chapters in the Felipe Adan Lerma PARIS series, another Highlander Romance by Bestselling author Amy Jarecki, and another M/M Comedy Romance by Amy Lane!
There is a #1 Highlander Romance on this list (HIGHLAND SOLUTION by Ceci Giltenan– the sequel, HIGHLAND COURAGE, also narrated by me, to be released any day)! There is a Lambda Award-winning Dramatic Sci-Fi/Fiction (MINIONS OF THE MOON, by Richard Bowes)! There is a delightful M/M Romance by a top-selling Californian author in the Genre, Amy Lane! And there are 2 parts of a trilogy in one of the Sexiest Series I've ever narrated, The MOORE Series by Julie Richman!
The 2nd book (THE BLACKGUARD) in the BLUE DRAGON'S GEAS Series by Cheryl Matthynssens was just released a couple of weeks ago, and both her writing and my narrating are even BETTER in this sequel! Our young miner/farmer hero (?) Alador is forcibly moved from his rustic village to the Empire Capital in this book, and the pace picks up considerably! Let's just say our boy grows up pretty fast. Seriously, this is a fantastic series! I advise you to begin with BOOK 1, OUTCAST, before pushing on to the fast-paced sequel! I'm very proud to be a part of this series!
In the works: 2 Supernatural Scottish Romances by UK author Poppet, more chapters in the Felipe Adan Lerma PARIS series, another Highlander Romance by Bestselling author Amy Jarecki, and another M/M Comedy Romance by Amy Lane!
Thank you to all you folks joining in and following my Voiceover & Audiobook Career! Although I am not fit to wash his linens, I have received accolades comparing me to HARRY POTTER Narrator (and PETE'S DRAGON stalwart) Jim Dale. Thank you for your reviews!
Friday, July 25, 2014
Dan Harmon And The Cast Of ‘Community’ Helped To Bury Network Television At Comic-Con
COMMUNITY. So brilliant. Became the smartest self-aware comedy on TV sometime near the end of Season 1. Seasons 2-3 were Epic. Season 4 mostly sucked due to the firing/resignation? of Harmon, but 5 was back up to speed.
If you're looking for a great comedy series with incredibly talented actors & writers, and haven't watched this series, it's a good time for a Marathon! :)
Joel McHale FINALLY gets a role perfectly suited to his wise-ass charming, faux-smarmy self. Alison Brie & Gillian Jacobs finally got to dissect and mock the ingenues and stripper roles they'd been stuck in previously. Danny Pudi is brilliant as the hyper-pop culture-aware nerd who just might be God, and Donald Glover as his dim-bulb unlikely best bud provides an amazing foil for his ridiculous antics. The rest of the cast is brilliant (sorry, don't want to shortchange anyone but this is long already), especially Chevy Chase as the frequent antagonist to the group-- when he gets to play the villain, it's some of the best work he's ever done.
Congratulations, COMMUNITY! Keep it up! 6 Seasons and a Movie!
•Woodson Spout.
Tuesday, July 22, 2014
The Audiobook is not #1– yet– but it is receiving high marks, and available on Amazon, iTunes, and Audible. If you're a friend of mine, contact me for a code. If you're not, this is a great time for you to use that Amazon or iTunes gift card that's been sitting around since your Aunt Griselda saw you at Christmas.
Check out the Audiobook of HIGHLAND SOLUTION here!
(Reluctant to set up a new account for Audible? You really don't have to. If you have an Amazon account, your Audible account is built in. All you really have to tweak are your preferences.) :)
Also, I'm currently in audiobook production of the 2nd book in the series, HIGHLAND COURAGE, which primarily casts some minor characters from the first book as the new heroes. All the Duncurra books take place in the same Universe, but each has a different focus.
I should also mention that production is complete on several new audiobooks of mine as well, THE BLACKGUARD (The Blue Dragon's Geas: Book 2) – a terrific Fantasy series on which I favorably expounded 2 posts ago. Book 1, OUTCAST, continues to place in the top 20 in the Sci-Fi/Fantasy Category.
...and, SEARCHING FOR MOORE (released) and MOORE THAN FOREVER (awaiting ACX approval), Books 1 and 3 in the steamy "Needing Moore" romance trilogy. If you doubt my "sexy" voice, give these a listen – I think you'll be pleasurably surprised.
Saturday, July 19, 2014
Paul's Deep Thought of the Day:
I
was musing on technology turning to weaponry, e-mail turning to spam,
online banking turning to ID theft, etc. And was thinking, "It's sad
that no matter what great advances mankind invents, there's always this
5% or so who looks at it, thinks a moment, and decides, 'You know, we
could make this suck for everybody.'"
Monday, July 14, 2014
Is it a weird conflict of interest to write a review of the Fantasy book series of which I'm narrating the audio versions?
I'm going to say No, on this technicality: I'm not reviewing my own narration performance, but the books themselves, as written. My Audiobooks will be reviewed separately by other parties, as they should be. Yes, by writing a positive review, I hope the book sells more copies, but I didn't write these books; I was engaged to narrate them and found that I really loved them.
So here is my capsule review of the 1st two books in the series, THE BLUE DRAGON'S GEAS-- OUTCAST (Book 1) and THE BLACKGUARD (Book 2), written by Cheryl Matthynssens:
Star Wars set in the Roman Empire? Lord of the Rings where the Wizards are Dragons and the Hobbits are Native Americans? Harry Potter with Prostitutes? A medieval DUNE? Romeo and Juliet meets The Clone Wars? Well, not exactly. All of the best elements of familiar Fantasy epics are on display here, but nothing is cribbed from another Universe-- Ms. Matthynssens has crafted her own entirely unique World out of elements that feel vaguely familiar, but which are ultimately entirely her own.
Although set in a far-off fantasy world where dragons (descendants or gifts of the Gods) and magic are real, THE BLUE DRAGON'S GEAS could well be set on Earth in an age somewhere between Ancient Rome, the European Middle Ages, and the American Old West. Real-life issues of love and sex, honor, family, conquest, war, racism, classism and tribalism, plus the otherworldly elements of Magic, Mythical Creatures, and Gods-- have been combined into a highly gripping Epic Coming-of-Age Story that isn't afraid to get dark or sexy when the mood requires. Our hero Alador rides an emotional and physical roller coaster and we, the readers, are lifted and plunged into his peaks and lows right along with him.
Don't be misled by the first paragraph: My comparisons to those other works are meant as the highest compliment. In today's world, where no story seems fresh or original, BLUE DRAGON has managed the nearly impossible feat of taking timeless lessons and elements of great epic tales and making them new all over again! (And besides, I'm not sure anyone COULD purposely combine all those different works into a tale this strong and coherent.)
Although adult themes of sex, murder, slavery, etc. are woven through the narrative, they are generally tastefully depicted in a realistic way. This is one of the best aspects of the series: while not gratuitous, it doesn't shy away from more mature content. This is no children's Fantasy series, but teens 13 and up (as well as all adults) will probably enjoy these books immensely-- in fact, young people will benefit most from the lessons of acceptance, equality, and justice that are the books' essence-- ironically shown mostly through the tragedies that result when these are NOT the norm.
Anyway, there you have my honest review of the first 2 books in the Fantasy series, THE BLUE DRAGON'S GEAS, by Cheryl Matthynssens.
The Audio Book of OUTCAST, book 1, is already available on Audible, Amazon & iTunes, and THE BLACKGUARD is already available in written form and the Audio Version should be released within a month! If you are good friend of mine, I might even give you a free download! :)
Outcast, Audiobook version
Follow the Author, Cheryl Matthynssens, on Twitter:
Follow ME, your Friend and Humble Narrator, on Twitter:
Cheers!
Paul
I'm going to say No, on this technicality: I'm not reviewing my own narration performance, but the books themselves, as written. My Audiobooks will be reviewed separately by other parties, as they should be. Yes, by writing a positive review, I hope the book sells more copies, but I didn't write these books; I was engaged to narrate them and found that I really loved them.
So here is my capsule review of the 1st two books in the series, THE BLUE DRAGON'S GEAS-- OUTCAST (Book 1) and THE BLACKGUARD (Book 2), written by Cheryl Matthynssens:
Star Wars set in the Roman Empire? Lord of the Rings where the Wizards are Dragons and the Hobbits are Native Americans? Harry Potter with Prostitutes? A medieval DUNE? Romeo and Juliet meets The Clone Wars? Well, not exactly. All of the best elements of familiar Fantasy epics are on display here, but nothing is cribbed from another Universe-- Ms. Matthynssens has crafted her own entirely unique World out of elements that feel vaguely familiar, but which are ultimately entirely her own.
Although set in a far-off fantasy world where dragons (descendants or gifts of the Gods) and magic are real, THE BLUE DRAGON'S GEAS could well be set on Earth in an age somewhere between Ancient Rome, the European Middle Ages, and the American Old West. Real-life issues of love and sex, honor, family, conquest, war, racism, classism and tribalism, plus the otherworldly elements of Magic, Mythical Creatures, and Gods-- have been combined into a highly gripping Epic Coming-of-Age Story that isn't afraid to get dark or sexy when the mood requires. Our hero Alador rides an emotional and physical roller coaster and we, the readers, are lifted and plunged into his peaks and lows right along with him.
Don't be misled by the first paragraph: My comparisons to those other works are meant as the highest compliment. In today's world, where no story seems fresh or original, BLUE DRAGON has managed the nearly impossible feat of taking timeless lessons and elements of great epic tales and making them new all over again! (And besides, I'm not sure anyone COULD purposely combine all those different works into a tale this strong and coherent.)
Although adult themes of sex, murder, slavery, etc. are woven through the narrative, they are generally tastefully depicted in a realistic way. This is one of the best aspects of the series: while not gratuitous, it doesn't shy away from more mature content. This is no children's Fantasy series, but teens 13 and up (as well as all adults) will probably enjoy these books immensely-- in fact, young people will benefit most from the lessons of acceptance, equality, and justice that are the books' essence-- ironically shown mostly through the tragedies that result when these are NOT the norm.
Anyway, there you have my honest review of the first 2 books in the Fantasy series, THE BLUE DRAGON'S GEAS, by Cheryl Matthynssens.
The Audio Book of OUTCAST, book 1, is already available on Audible, Amazon & iTunes, and THE BLACKGUARD is already available in written form and the Audio Version should be released within a month! If you are good friend of mine, I might even give you a free download! :)
Outcast, Audiobook version
Follow the Author, Cheryl Matthynssens, on Twitter:
Follow ME, your Friend and Humble Narrator, on Twitter:
Cheers!
Paul
Tuesday, May 27, 2014
I'm just starting this whole blog thing.
It may be a better way to communicate than the self-HTML'ed page I created in, oh, 2000, before Facebook, Twitter, and social media took things over-- back then we created webpages with twigs, rocks, and white paste!
If all goes well, I'll be redirecting my www.paulwoodson.com page to this address instead of that old dinosaur of a page, as entertaining as it may be. If you've never seen it, go visit it now-- you may not be able to for much longer! See how self-created webpages (not outsourced to professionals) looked in the first decade of the 21st century! -- And even so, mine wasn't half-bad for a non-pro. ;)
Anyway, give me some time to figure this blogging thing out, and check back with me here. Mostly I'm creating this page to market my skyrocketing audiobook narrator career... no, I'm serious.
Cheers! If you found this page because you've heard my voice (or seen me on stage, screen, or TV), God bless you.
Paul Woodson
It may be a better way to communicate than the self-HTML'ed page I created in, oh, 2000, before Facebook, Twitter, and social media took things over-- back then we created webpages with twigs, rocks, and white paste!
If all goes well, I'll be redirecting my www.paulwoodson.com page to this address instead of that old dinosaur of a page, as entertaining as it may be. If you've never seen it, go visit it now-- you may not be able to for much longer! See how self-created webpages (not outsourced to professionals) looked in the first decade of the 21st century! -- And even so, mine wasn't half-bad for a non-pro. ;)
Anyway, give me some time to figure this blogging thing out, and check back with me here. Mostly I'm creating this page to market my skyrocketing audiobook narrator career... no, I'm serious.
Cheers! If you found this page because you've heard my voice (or seen me on stage, screen, or TV), God bless you.
Paul Woodson
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